kissbian:

t-audrey-blog:

gavyvavy:

snekgay:

davestriderwhomst:

hey listen im gay as fuck but girls? yall are all gorgeous have a nice day

hey listen, im a huge lesbian but boys? yall are all handsome have a nice day

hey listen, im bisexual and everyone? gorgeous, have a good day!

Hey, listen, im ace and everyone? Way cute, have a fantastic day

I feel queer solidarity in this Chili’s tonight

(Source: taakoposting)

quickweaves:

wetorturedsomefolks:

scotchtapeofficial:

if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”

finally some accuracy on this post

Wow

toonprincess:

Oh jesus!!

stats:

cmder:

lesbianrey:

new movie idea where a linguist comes to adobe HQ and teaches them how human language functions

If you don’t follow these rules Mike Adobe uses Adobe © Photoshop ©  to uncreate you

you: Adobe © Photoshop ©

me, crying uncontrollably: How did you say that with your mouth

savioraaron:

swordprocessor:

NEW FROG
NEW FROG
NEW FROG

Life Patch Notes 4.9.453.45

+ Added Friend

lunationgeckos:

mx-indie:

@EVERYONE IN ORANGE PARK, MIDDLEBURG AND FLEMING ISLAND, FLORIDA

IF YOU DON’T HAVE WATER, WICKED BARLEY BREWERY IS OFFERING TO FILL UP CONTAINERS TO 20 GALLONS PER PERSON

PLEASE REBLOG THIS, EVEN IF YOU HAVE WATER, SO PEOPLE CAN SEE THIS

If anyone else is in my area, bottled water is out EVERYWHERE and gas isn’t far behind.  Stay safe! 

(Source: nick-carraways-side-hoe)

(Source: imawitchywitch)

bubblesthewaterbender:

gelfling:

cockyhorror:

rosie-girl:

gotitforcheap:

this is so wild, this guy thought his landlord was going into his house and leaving him post-it notes but he just had an extreme case of carbon monoxide poisoning 

Modern ghost story

Did reddit save this dudes life

What the fuck

NO BUT I READ THIS WHOLE THING ONCE.

he got the CO detector out, saw that it was in dangerous levels (there was a problem with an underground parkade in his building, iirc), calmly went “shit”, and went to the hospital. If he didn’t get that advice, he would most likely be dead now.

The best part? He didn’t get a webcam app or anything. He just made a folder, called it Webcam, and called it a night in his carbon monoxide induced delirium.

This is honestly one of my favorite Reddit stories.

kateordie:

nankingdecade:

• the normalization of jealousy as an indicator of love
• the idea that a sufficiently intense love is enough to overcome any practical incompatibilities
• the idea that you should meet your partner’s every need, and if you don’t, either you’re inadequate or they’re too needy
• the idea that a sufficiently intense love should cause you to cease to be attracted to anyone else
• the idea that commitment is synonymous with exclusivity
• the idea that marriage and children are the only valid teleological justifications for being committed to a relationship
• the idea that your insecurities are always your partner’s responsibility to tip-toe around and never your responsibility to work on
• the idea that your value to a partner is directly proportional to the amount of time and energy they spend on you, and it is in zero-sum competition with everything else they value in life
• the idea that being of value to a partner should always make up a large chunk of how you value yourself

I think the kids are onto something here

nflstreet:

Hooters is just an extremely American take on a maid cafe if you think about it